Nomad's Drop Trade Outpost — Rules: Remember our three rules for workplace safety and productivity:
1. Follow the schedule! 2. Lift with your legs, not your back! Support each other with heavy cargo! 3. In case of elevator malfunction, report to the shift overseer!
(The fine print reads: If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, you're fired. No paid overtime. Fruit basket refilled biweekly.) |