Gather 'round, we're drinkin'! An ode to the Queen, once young!
3 babes on 'er arm, cup filled to the brim
Thinkin' out loud, she'd sung:

Rather mead in my cup,
or my cup filled with rum
drink too much,
rather than be done!

Can't only have some,
So share some around,
drink too much,
rather than drink one!

Rather mead in my head,
and my head on the run
Than my head on a pike
with none!

Get the rum, and the mead
Get the mead, in the cup
Get the cup to your head
drink up!